September 1

September is a month I'll always remeber, when I was a little, bitty, baby...well, i was older than that, I was in high school actually, Campion College to be exact, I happened to be expelled one day, yeah, I know, hard to believe. Tony had been a model student, Lou saved his model student year for O'neill. They wanted me to follow in Tony's footsteps, yeah, right. It was all downhill from there. Anyway, as i was saying, I was expelled. I was late for classes, was all, 5 times in 3 days. There was a special bus that you could catch on 5th ave, it would swing past the Academy then roll out to Campion on 23rd and Albert. Who the hell knew that? I didn't find out til the 4th day, and listen, if they want a kid to get back in time after lunch, they should have considered letting Bud's Spud's Chip Truck park in the lot at Campion instead of making me walk down to the Golden Mile. It wasn't that long a walk, it was just slow going past Marion, both ways. Anyways, back to my punishment for being expelled. I had to spend the day off with dad...Ha! They're lucky I was ever on time again. I'll always remember that day.

Lots of love

Edward, Ed, Eddie, and Edweirdo