I had good intentions. Deanie went away for the weekend and my plan was to paint her bedroom while she was gone, it would be a nice surprise. The moment she left I started getting it ready, tapping off the trim and moving the furniture around. The lighting in our bedroom is poor so I set a trouble light with a bright halogen bulb on the floor shining at the first wall. It went great, the paint rolled on evenly and covered the existing color completely. Second wall. Move the light, yep, this is when things turned. I have to ask, what genius invented the hellogen bulb. I only touched the casing surrounding the bulb, and, I only used my index finger and opposable thumb, which us primates are so proud of. Also, I only held it for a nanosecond before dropping it, not only were my finger and thumb burned, my other fingers, my palm, wrist and half way up to my elbow were also. I headed to the medicine cab for some solarcaine, it's supposedly better than the butter we use to use as kids. I was lathering it on when the smoke alarm went off, yep, Deanie's favorite bedspread was on fire. I'm actually pretty good at putting out fires, i think most of us Antonini kids are, although there's a couple that may be better at setting them. I grabbed the extinguisher from the hall closet with my nondominant hand, because the other was burnt, and proceded to drop it on the hardwood floor, not before trying to stop it with my foot of course, now I know why firemen wear steel toed boots. I hobbled the fire out and in all the commotion lost track of that bulb, it had fallen off the bed into the can of paint, it had manage to boil off the paint before shorting out. I may have inhaled a little too much smoke, i wonder if the ambulance could make a stop at Wal-Mart, they sell paint, bedding and steel toed shoes.
Have a great day
Loved
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Thanks for the healthy laughter Ed. You know what they say,"Laughter is good for the soul." Well, my soul is totally loving the humour and joy you bring to your story-telling,and I'm feeling good!Love ya!
LOL,
ME xoxo
Hi Ed,
Marcia and I read your May 1st posting together. After laughing our way through your story, we both hoped that it was all a tall tale; that you didn't really burn yourself or ruin Deanie's favourite quilt or injure your foot. In the end, we knew that it was okay to be laughing. You tell a very good story and the humour comes through even as a disaster unfolds.
Love, Louise
I'm laughing out loud again, Loved. You should be writing that book. In the meantime, I am looking forward to June 1 and your next story.
Love, BJ
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEPHEN!
It's a warm, sunny day in St. Andrews and we're hoping that things are as bright and beautiful in your part of the world.
Congratulations on your 60th birthday. Have a great Sunday celebration with family and friends. May the year ahead be a full and satisfying one for you.
Warm wishes and lots of love,
Louise and David
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELISSA!
We are thinking of you, Alan, Bjorn and Sarafina as you all celebrate today. It's nice that your birthday falls on a Sunday when all of you can be together.
Here in St. Andrews we will be raising a toast in your honour. Marcia and Dennis are here to join us in our wishes for your good health and for your happiness at home, at work and at play. Cheers!
Lots of love,
Louise and David
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!
Today THIRTEEN is your lucky number. Congratulations!
May you enter the teen years in the best of health, with lots of energy and in the presence of many good friends.
We wish you twenty-four hours of birthday fun and a whole year of personal success.
Lots of love,
Louise and David
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, 2012!
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BELATED BIRTHDAY GREETINGS, CAMPBELL!
We missed posting blog wishes yesterday because we were in Birmingham, England. Marcia was working at a Sweet Adelines Convention there and David and I went along to enjoy the music.
Though we took our computer with us, we were not able to access the Internet. We remembered your birthday, though, and hoped that you would be having a good time with family and friends.
Today's wishes are as warm as they are late. May the year ahead be a healthy, happy one for you. Cheers!
Lots of love,
Louise and David
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, HOLLY AND JAMIE!
According to our Book of Days, a fourteenth anniversary can be celebrated with a gift of ivory. It is a strong and beautiful material that is both practical and decorative.
May today's anniversary celebrate the ivory qualities of your marriage. We wish you much joy on this special occasion and ever-increasing happiness for many years to come. Cheers!
Congratulations and lots of love,
Louise and David
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, CHRISTINE AND JAMES!
We hope your Saturday celebration is a happy family one with Presley and Corson there to share this special occasion.
A gift of STEEL is suggested for an eleventh anniversary. It calls up an image of the solidity and strength that we see in your marriage and in your dedication to the health and well-being of your children. Congratulations!
Have a good time today. May the year ahead hold many moments of happiness for you and your family. Cheers!
Lots of love,
Louise and David
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PATRICK!
You couldn't ask for better timing for your birthday celebration - on the Sunday of a long weekend.
We hope that you, Lindsey and Carter are enjoying a happy family day in your honour.
Here in St. Andrews we'll be raising a toast to your good health and happiness on your 45th birthday. Cheers to many more!
Love and warm wishes,
Louise and David
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We hope all our Canadian blogatives have been enjoying a well-deserved holiday weekend. We've been thinking of you on this May holiday which is meant to celebrate the Queen's birthday. Do it up royally, eh. Cheers!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANE!
Here in St. Andrews we are thinking of you on your Monday birthday. Of course, every day is a holiday for those of us who are lucky enough to be retired. So have a triple celebration on this Victoria Day in May.
Here's to the Queen, to you on your birthday and to each new day of personal freedom. Hip, hip, hooray!
Congratulations and lots of love,
Louise and David
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRICIA!
Every time your birthday comes around, we give thanks that you are another year older. Doesn't that sound a little strange?
Of course, there is cause for celebration because it means that you are still beating the odds and we continue to be blessed with your presence in our lives.
Congratulations, Tricia. May you savour every minute of your 38th birthday and may each succeeding day be its own celebration of life. Cheers!
Loads of love and warm wishes,
Louise and David
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On the eve of our departure for Italy, we are eager to post greetings to those who will celebrate birthdays while we are away. We cannot count of having access to the Internet during our travels. So for......
...Wednesday, May 23rd:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHANNON!
You and the Regina crowd will be in our thoughts as we overlook beautiful Lake Garda and raise a toast to your good health and happiness. Cheers and lots of love,
Louise and David
...Thursday, May 24th:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANN-MARIE!
As we wander the ancient streets of Malcesine at the foot of Monte Baldo, our thoughts will turn to you and your family in Calgary. May your mid-week birthday celebration be a happy family occasion. Cin cin, love and warm wishes.
Louise and David
...Sunday, May 27th:
HAPPY 6TH BIRTHDAY, BJORN!
Watch your snail mailbox for a special greeting from your Grandma and Gramps Butcher. We will be in touch with you soon after we return from Italy. We'll be spending your Sunday birthday with lots of family in Pordenone. They will be asking about you for sure and we will all be wishing you fun, fun, fun as you turn 6. Hooray!
Hugs and kisses,
Grandma and Gramps
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GHIE!
We have just arrived home from a week in Italy. You have been in our thoughts all day but it is only now that we are able to post your birthday greeting on the blog.
We hope you are having a good day in Manila with family and friends. May you feel like "life begins at 40" as the year ahead brings you and Paul together in Canada.
Love and warm congratulations,
Louise (Mom) and Dave (Dad)
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