April 1

How do you like that, 4 months in a row. Almost wasn't to be though. The knees are claiming it's all on the feet. The hips just wanted to get out of the way, so as not to hit first. The hands, the hands actually thought about letting go of the compressor, flying backward to soften the fall, and getting back to the compressor before it took out a rib or two. I'm pretty sure we would have lost that gun fight, even Billy the Kid wasn't that fast. The feet were blaming the eyes, ya know, they might have a point, I'm wearing these progressive lenses now and my eyes are progressively getting worse. My shoulders have been carrying too much weight lately to try to take any more impact. So, the brain thought, oh,oh! just before it blacked out.
There I was laying on my back at the foot of the Pearly Gates, but I gotta tell ya, they didn't look so pearly. I was hoping that wicker burns because these looked in too good of shape to be the entrance to that place. I was hoping to lighten the mood so I said, "Hey Pete, your gates don't look very pearly". The reply was, "Well Edward Francis, you're at the west entrance, Peter is at the south, I'm Andrew, besides, you're early, rise up and go back." ( A bit dramatic, don't you think) " My hair is stuck in the blood frozen to the concrete," I said. "You only have 3 strands back there, they'll pop out." Easy for him to say, he had hair down past his shoulder blades. It took me two months to grow those with the snake oil I bought from some guy. He assured me it really was snake oil. Deanie scolded me when she found it in the cabinet. She asked how many species of snakes did I know of with hair. I did get up, there were a couple of construction guys standing around, some apprentice had fainted at the sight of the blood. Ya, I'm thinking he might of chose the wrong career path.
I'm back now, the ice has melted so I should be ok for the next few months.

Have a great day
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