I woke up in the middle of the night, Deanie's hand was planted right in the middle of my face. I raised it gently and pushed it toward her, it came right back and smacked me on the face. That's ok, I'll just use a little more of a push. I got a little more of a smack in the face this time. HMMM! Quite a bit more force this time and again more force to my face. It takes quite a bit to get me to the point of anger but I'm reaching it. I will need to use Albert's theory to estimate the amount of energy I will need to move the mass on my face the correct distance without throwing my wife right out of bed. I try and fail, the hand is still on my nose. This is going to take some discussion, I turn to face Deanie. What the...she's not there. You see I found this great deal on a pair of pyjamas, a buck fifty at the dollar store. It turns out the left sleeve twisted itself around my shoulder and cut off the circulation to my arm, it's dead from the armpit down. Deanie must be in the little girls room, I'll use the one downstairs. We don't turn lights on so as to stay in that night brain stupor, it makes it easier to go back to sleep. I always stay downstairs after using the little boys room, the bed is quite comfortable. I stumble around in the darkness, the bad news is I stub my little toe, good news...I found the bed. I lay down and snuggle in. I'M LAYING BESIDE A CORPSE! The last time Deanie decided to sleep downstairs was NEVER. Scared the you know what out of me, I have to use the little boys room again.
Have a great day
Loved
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Too funny!! And here I thought the one time you were safe from your destructive self was in bed. You might have a problem, Loved. Keep us in the loop. Way too funny.
😅LOL... oh gosh, Ed, now I'm the one who has to use the little girls' room!
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🎁HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEPHEN!🎂
You would simply have to be on the road in the Okanagan Valley on this glorious sunny morning in BC.🌄 We hope the day is just as tempting in Ontario as you celebrate your Friday birthday.🌅 Go for more at 64!🚀
🌠Sometime this evening, we will pour ourselves a wee dram, stand out on our balcony, drink in the beauty of our world and raise a toast to you and to the thrill of the open road.⚡🍁⚡ Here's to your good health and to the many more adventures that lie just around the next corner for you and Louise.🍻 Cheers!
💌Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂🎁🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELISSA!
We are taking every opportunity to wish you the best of birthdays as you turn 36 today.🎆 You, Alan, Bjorn and Sarafina are so much in our thoughts on this lovely Friday morning in Peachland.👩👨👦👧
💌Though we have already sent you a snail mail card and greeted you on Facebook earlier today, we are eager now to post this personal message on the family blog site🎶.
It seems to us that this year promises to be an extra-special one for you as you and Alan plan your September wedding.🎎 Excitement is already in the air.🌌 As you anticipate the happiness that is yet to come, enjoy the surprises that today may bring🎁 and have fun with the family on the weekend🍰! We'll drink to that!🍻
♥♥Cheers and lots of love,
Louise and Dave
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🎶🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDON!🎶
Your birthday is probably in full swing in Regina where your mom has already posted a Facebook collage in honour of you.📷 We love it! It is an impressive collection of memorable moments in your life. Here's to 17 wonderful years!👍
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🎶E specially happy day with those who are
👨V ery close to you, and
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🌌E very happiness on this
🎂N icest of days.
💌Lots of love,
Louise and David
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😐I apologize for the above deletion. It had nothing to do with censorship. In our original greeting to Jordon, I left out the T in seventeen.😠 If I hadn't noticed it, the greeting would have been exactly the same, but one line short.😢 That simply would not do.
😄LOL, Louise
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🎁🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAMPBELL!🎈🎁
Yours is the first greeting we have posted on the family blog site since our return to Scotland on May 9.💌 The wee dram we will soon be pouring ourselves won't be our first celebratory drink since our arrival but it will be all the more enjoyable because it will be raised in honour of you at 30.🍻
🏃We hope you are especially well and happy as you begin a new decade in your life.😉 May each day lived to the full add up to another eventful year of personal achievement and success🏄.
♥♥Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎎HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, HOLLY AND JAMIE!💑
⚡As you look back over the past 18 years, you have every reason to celebrate your marriage to one another and to give thanks for the beautiful family you are raising in faith and love.💒 Congratulations!🎆
💐💍🎉A celebration of any sort is a great way to start off the week. 💌We hope your Monday is filled with greetings from family and friends who shower you with kudos and wish you yet another year of good health, much happiness and ever-increasing love. We will certainly drink to that.🍷🍷 Cheers!
♥♥Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎎💍HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, CHRISTINE AND JAMES!💍🎎
Our Book of Days calls a 15th anniversary a CRYSTAL occasion.🔮 Congratulations!💑 Crystal has a clarity, sparkle and beauty that is reflected in your marriage to one another and in your commitment to family life.💑 We hope this anniversary day is a time of celebration for the two of you and for Presley and Corson as well.👨👩👧👦
Here in St. Andrews, we will make a point of pouring a wee dram into a crystal glass and raising a toast to you on this special anniversary.🍻 May your cup of happiness overflow today and may your family's team spirit carry you boldly into the future.🚀 Cheers!
💌Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PATRICK!🎂
💌Warm greetings from us in Scotland. We hope your Friday birthday is just the beginning of a weekend of celebrations with family and friends🎆. We join all of them in wishing you a very good day and another happy, healthy year to follow.
Of course, we will drink one of our celebratory toasts in honour of you.🎉 Lindsey and Carter are in our thoughts as well, as they make your 49th birthday special not only with their presents🎁🎈🎂 but by their very presence👪. 🍻Cheers!
💌Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂🎆HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRICIA!🎆🎂
Congratulations on your forty-second birthday!🎈 We send you warm greetings from St Andrews on this bright Saturday morning.🌅 We hope the sun is shining on you, too, wherever you happen to be on this very special day.🎁
As is our custom, we have a candle lit to remind us of you, the light you radiate and the inspiration you are to others, ourselves included.💛 This evening, we will also raise a toast to life in celebration of YOU. Here's to a weekend of fun with friends and family and to many happy returns of this day.🍻 Cheers!
💌Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎁HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANE!🎂
Greetings to you on this special day!💌 We hope your Saturday celebration spills over into a weekend of fun with family and friends. Here in St. Andrews we are already enjoying the warmth of the sun in the company of visitors from Milan.🌅 Life is good for us on your sixty-first birthday. We hope the same is true for you.♥♥
Later today, we will raise a toast to your good health and to your continuing happiness in retirement.🍻 We know how much you enjoy spending time with family and especially being around that cute grandson of yours.👦 Here's to the freedom of the 60's. May these years be among the best ones ever for you.🎆
💌Cheers and lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂🎁HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHANNON!🎁🎂
We arrived back in Scotland two weeks ago today and this day is proving to be the nicest one we've had so far.🌅 It is warm and sunny with a light refreshing breeze off the North Sea. Dave is celebrating by spending time in the garden💐 and I am catching up on some of our correspondence📩. All this scene needs is a wee dram poured and ready to be raised in a happy birthday toast to you.🍻
We hope your Monday in Regina has made just as fine a start.🌇 Whatever the weather, enjoy the greetings of family and friends on your 36th birthday. We join them and Luke in wishing you a day of surprises and delights.🎈🎁🎂🎆 Many happy returns, too.
💌Cheers and lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎈🎁HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANN-MARIE!🎂🎆
Today we are having to create our own warmth with bright thoughts of you on your birthday.☔ (We've also had to turn on the furnace to take the chill off the place.❄ What a difference a day makes on this east coast of Scotland!)
At least the wee dram we pour ourselves will go down warmly on this kind of day.🍻 We'll raise a toast to your good health and happiness.🎂 Here's to a pleasing Tuesday birthday celebration, another satisfying year of life and many happy returns of this day.🎆 Cheers!
💌Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CURTIS!🎂
Forty-nine and looking fine!😎
Congratulations on this day that you set out on the fiftieth year of your life in such good form.🚶 We know that Barbara and the kids will make your Friday celebration special for you.🎈🎂🎁
♥♥We join the rest of the family and your friends in wishing you a happy day today, another year of creative art achievements and many more good years to come.🎶 May today's celebration spill over into a weekend of fun for you and for the people you hold dearest.💞 Cheers! 🍻
💌Warm wishes and lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂👐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BJORN!👐🎂
👵👴Big birthday hugs are being sent across the miles to our one and only, very special grandson who is ten years old today.👦 (A card is in the mail, too.)💌
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🎢E xtremely fun-filled
🎁N umber - just like you!
♥♥Love you lots, Bjorn!
Grandma and Gramps
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🎁🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GHIE!🎈💐
We know that you and Paul have already celebrated your birthday because you have to work today and he is on the road again.🚚 Still, this is your special day and we hope it is a good one for you.🌅
The picture Paul posted with his Facebook greeting is an especially nice one of the two of you.👫 You are already being flooded with wishes from friends and family, including ourselves.💌 It looks like this is shaping up to be the kind of day that you so richly deserve - one filled with happiness and love.♥ Before this day is over, we will raise a warm toast in honour of a daughter-in-law who is such a loving presence in Paul's life.🍻 Cheers!
💌Lots of love,
Mom Louise and Dad Dave
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🎎HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MICHELE AND BRIAN!💑
Our Book of Days makes this a CRYSTAL occasion for you as you mark 15 years of married life.💎 You are likely to continue your own celebration at the Golden Anniversary party being held on the 4th for Vic and Don.🎆 Enjoy!♥♥
💎Crystal is a beautiful material - lasting, sparkling and clear; we believe its qualities are matched in your marriage to one another.💑 On this special anniversary, have a day of good times, happy memories and future promise.🍻 Cheers!
💌Lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂🔟 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVIS AND JACK!🔟🎂
🎇Congratulations on your first double-digit birthday. We hope it is a perfect 10 for you on this sunny Saturday in June.👐
😎😎T wins like you must make a celebration
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🎁🎁N eat ways, by doubling the fun for everyone.👦👦
💌Warm wishes and lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎎💍HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, VIC AND DON!💍🎎
What a GOLDEN occasion this is!💑 Congratulations!🎆
💞F amily and friends are gathering around you
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💒F ifty years you have been
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💑Y our love for one another. Enjoy!
🍻💌Cheers, warm wishes and lots of love,
Louise and David
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🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THOMAS!🎂
Here we are, celebrating your birthday on a bright spring day in Scotland.🌅 Even in the month of June, we cannot count on the sun to make such a welcome appearance.☔ We hope the weather is being even more kind to you in Saskatchewan on this special occasion.🌾
🍻Later today, we will pour ourselves a wee dram and raise a birthday toast to the nephew who started a new generation on the Luigi/Mary Antonini family tree.🌿 You made me an aunt at 20 years of age and Robert an uncle before he was even born.😲 Now, on your 53rd birthday, we can truly say, "and the rest is history!"🎂
🎆Be sure to find a bit of the party time you and Lorraine deserve when your work is done.🍷🍷 Here's to many happy returns of this day. 🍻Cheers!
💌💏Lots of love,
Louise and David
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