It happened quite a few years ago, actually, more than quite a few years ago. He walked into the shop appearing to be in a less than good mood. It was pretty early in the morning, not a good way to start the day. I thought if he talked about what was bothering him he would feel a little better. Turns out it was all he needed. He started to tell me about the drive in from Regina Beach. He had almost hit a cow on the old "nine mile" highway 54. Already I could relate, I had been in more than one car that almost hit a cow on that stretch and although I hadn't almost hit one myself I had come very close to a bad encounter with a deer on that very highway. He went on. Turning onto the number 11 he was greeted by that early morning sun just at the wrong level. He was still smoking in those days but he would have to concentrate so he flicked his cigarette out the window, too bad the wind blew it back in the car. Instead of pulling over he reached down to rummage around for it, he couldn't find it right away because it had lodged in his shirt cuff. Unlucky for him his shirt caught fire, he threw his hand out the window and within a few seconds the flame was out. Unfortunately an RCMP cruiser had witnessed the mayhem and the familiar red and blues were flashing in his rearview so he pulled over. Then he just quit telling the story. I'm like you I was curious so I asked what happened. "I knew I wasn't speeding and I thought I had done a good job of staying in my lane but he gave me a ticket anyway." "For distracted driving I asked?" "No" Tony said, "For waving a firearm".
That was Tony
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Laughing until I'm crying, here, Ed! And you told it just the way that Tony would have! I can't believe that he "got me again". ha ha ha ha๐๐๐๐
I hadn't heard that one Ed , that brings a laugh and smile to my day , thanks Ed๐
Ohmygoodness!
I'm laughing so hard right now.
And I swallowed the story just as I would have if Tony were telling it.
I always believed his stories until he got to the end. You would think after being taken in so many times, I would be able to tell he was yarning, but he got me every time. What a great storyteller he was! Thanks Tony
Thanks Ed
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๐Well done, Edward. Five months into 2024, you are staying true to your New Year’s resolution๐. We all love a good story and especially enjoy one that comes from Tony’s endless store of tickling tales๐. I hadn’t heard this one but I recognise the sincere build up in the telling, the hooks along the way and the final “gotcha” punch line๐ฅ. This one prompted me to tell Dave one of my favourites, too๐. Thanks for the memories๐ช.
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๐ฉ❤️๐จHAPPY ANNIVERSARY, KYLA AND CAMPBELL๐!
๐Congratulations on the fifth anniversary of your wedding day. Your first few years together have been the foundation for the lifetime journey you are committed to making together๐๐ป♀️๐๐ฝ.
We join family and friends ๐in wishing you a day of joyful memories followed by another happy and prosperous year of married life. ๐ซLenni and Wells are too young to understand what today’s celebration means for their mom and dad ๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ฆ and how important the love you have for one another will always be for them๐ก. Today’s celebration is one for the whole family๐.
๐ฅTonight we will raise a high five and a toast to you as a couple and to your family foursome as well.๐ฎ Cheers!
๐Lots of love,
Louise and David
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEPHEN๐๐ป♂️!
๐Greetings to you in Ottawa on this first Monday in May. Your 72nd birthday๐, Melissa’s 44th๐️ and Jordon’s 25th๐ are giving us cause for a triple celebration here in Peachland๐. Hip, hip hooray; oh happy day!๐ฅ
๐From across the miles, we are able to recall our encounters and conversations with you when we were in town for Betty Jo’s surprise birthday party in April๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ฆ. We enjoyed whatever time we got to spend with you⏳, hearing about some of your hobbies๐ and sharing your interest in family members๐, young and old alike. We hope today is truly a celebration of you at 72๐. You know what kind of day suits you best; go for it!๐
Tonight’s celebratory toast in your honour, Steve, will include a loving salute to both you and Louise๐ฉ❤️๐จ. To Life, then!๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and Dave
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MELISSA๐ฑ♀️!
We have already added our wishes to Alan’s Facebook greeting on this happy day๐. It is a bold statement of his love for you๐ฉ❤️๐จ, his gratitude for your presence in his life๐ก, and a beautiful tribute to you๐. Wow!๐
We join Alan, Bjorn and Sarafina๐จ๐ง๐ฆin their efforts to make your forty-fourth birthday an especially happy occasion for you๐️. The day itself is bound to be a busy one for all of you๐จ๐ป๐ป; but we hope that the evening can focus on a family celebration of you๐. Watch for our card in the mail, too๐ฎ and enjoy all the special attention you get from family and friends today๐.
๐ฅHere’s to you at 44, Melissa, with the promise of a whole lot more to come๐ฎ. Cheers!
๐Lots of love,
Louise and Dave
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDON๐!
๐Congratulations on this milestone occasion. ๐Our Book of Days suggests a glittering SILVER celebration when you reach the quarter-century mark in life๐ถ♂️. Well done you!
๐We have already seen your mom’s birthday collage in honour of you on Facebook and we were able to add a greeting of our own there๐ฉ๐ป. You and Sheri have been in our thoughts quite a bit lately because we were on a three-day golfing trip with friends in your part of BC๐๐ป♂️. We stayed in Sicamous and actually drove through Salmon Arm๐ on our way to and from the Talking Rock Golf Course⛳️. You have settled in a beautiful place and we felt good just knowing that the two of you live there๐ฉ❤️๐จ. In fact, I dedicated our brief stop at the Shuswap Pie Company to you, Jordon, in anticipation of your May 6th birthday๐. (We brought a delicious rhubarb raspberry pie back to Peachland with us.๐ฅง)
Cheers to you on this super-special day!๐ฅ
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Louise and David
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๐ถHAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAMPBELL๐ฑ๐ผ♂️!
☀️We could not have asked for a nicer day to be celebrating your birthday here in the Okanagan Valley๐. Congratulations as you turn thirty-eight today๐.
We join others in the family๐ and your closest friends๐ in their efforts to make this birthday a special one for you๐. This year, you just happen to be sharing May 12th with all those who are being honoured on Mother’s Day 2024๐ง๐ผ. Both you and Kyla ๐ฉ❤️๐จwill be the center of attention for Lenni and Wells as you make today all about family๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ฆ. Enjoy the double celebration with them๐ก.
And here’s to many happy returns of this day in your life, Campbell๐ฎ. Cheers!๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and David
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๐HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, HOLLY AND JAMIE๐ฉ❤️๐จ!
Our greeting is being sent to you from St. Andrews on our very first day back in Scotland๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ. The sun is shining brightly☀️ and even our untended garden is sharing a few springtime delights with us.๐ผ๐ชป๐ท
We are eager to share this lovely day with you from across the miles๐. Congratulations on the twenty-sixth anniversary of your wedding day๐ฐ♀️๐คต๐ป♂️. We join your beautiful family and many friends in wishing you much joy in remembering๐ญ, good fun in the moment๐ฅ and more happiness in going forward in your journey together๐ซ. (We hope your future still includes the Silver Anniversary trip to Scotland that you were hoping to make someday๐. You know where we are๐ก.)
Here’s to many happy returns of this blessed day in your lives๐๐ผ. Slainte!๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and Dave
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๐HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, CHRISTINE AND JAMES๐ฉ❤️๐จ!
It’s a cool, overcast day on the east coast of Scotland๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ as we send warm greetings your way๐. Congratulations on this twenty-third anniversary of your wedding day๐.
We join others in the family ๐ and your closest friends ๐ in wishing you a super Sunday celebration followed, day after day, by another year of good health, happiness and prosperity๐ฎ. We think of you often and enjoy your occasional Facebook postings of highlights in the lives of Presley and Corson๐ซ. You’ll always be one of our favourite teams๐จ๐ฉ๐ง๐ฆ.
๐Hip,hip, hooray; enjoy this day. Cheers!๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and David
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PATRICK๐♂️!
Greetings from us in Scotland on your fifty-seventh birthday๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ. There’s not a cloud in the sky on this beautiful afternoon in St. Andrews☀️. We’ll take it as a sign that things are going well for you, too, on this happy day⛳️.
We join Lindsey and Carter๐ฉ๐ฆin their efforts to make this Monday in May a day of celebration for you.๐ Add our wishes to theirs ๐ and to the greetings of other family members๐ and friends ๐who have your good health and happiness in mind๐๐ผ. Enjoy all the attention that comes your way today๐ก.
๐Before this day is through, we will raise a happy birthday toast to you, Patrick. Cheers!๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and David
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๐ถ๐ถHAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIANE!๐ฉ๐ป
Hi from us in Scotland on your sixty-ninth birthday๐. We send warm thoughts your way on this chilly morning in May๐งฃ. Have a terrific Tuesday celebration๐.
Along with others in the family๐ and your dearest friends๐, we hope you are already enjoying the kind of day that suits you perfectly๐. That’s how things should be when you’re the “birthday girl”๐ซ ๐ป. Enjoy all the good things that go into making this particularly birthday special for you๐.
Here’s to many happy returns, too, Diane๐ฎ. Cheers!๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and David
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๐ Just for today… A Potent Life, 2018, Acrylic on canvas๐จ
๐ฅ”Even a few years of my life looks like a full, diverse and powerful combination.”
From a visual celebration of life moments by Tricia, born 50 years ago today.
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Louise and Dave
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHANNON๐ฑ♀️,
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟWe are well into the evening here in St Andrews before greeting you on your birthday๐. The cold and rain have slowed us down a bit☔️ but we aren’t letting the wet weather dampen our spirits๐ฅ. Congratulations on your forty-fourth birthday๐.
We join Luke๐ฉ❤️๐จ, others in the family ๐and your closest friends ๐in wishing you a joyful celebration and a day to remember.๐ We hope you’re able to turn an ordinary weekday into a thrilling Thursday filled with good wishes and fun times๐๐ป. Have the kind of day that comes as close as possible to your idea of “perfect”๐.
We’ll drink to that, Shannon๐ฅ. Salute!
๐Lots of love,
Louise and Dave
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANN-MARIE๐๐ผ!
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟHi from us in Scotland on your fifty-fifth birthday. This calls for two high 5’s ๐️๐️and huge congratulations๐ as you celebrate another happy milestone in your life๐๐ป♀️.
We are eager to join Michael๐ฉ❤️๐จ, your sons๐ and so many others in their efforts to make today special for you๐ซ ๐ป. A Friday celebration sometimes spills over into a weekend of greetings from, and meetings with family and friends๐๐ป. That could certainly put “the icing on the cake” of this particular birthday for you๐. We hope it does๐.
And here’s to many happy, healthy returns of this annual celebration in your life, Ann-Marie๐ฎ. Cheers!๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and Dave
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๐ถHAPPY BIRTHDAY, CURTIS๐จ๐ป๐จ!
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟOur greetings are being sent to you from St. Andrews on this last Monday in May. Congratulations and best wishes on your fifty-seventh birthday๐.
We’re happy to join Barbara๐ฉ❤️๐จ, your family๐, friends and colleagues๐ in today’s celebration of you, your giftedness and talents๐. We hope the love and attention you receive today let you see how very special you are in all of our lives๐. Have the kind of day that feeds your creativity and inspires the artist in you๐ฅ.
Enjoy every moment of this happy day, Curtis๐. Cheers!๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐Lots of love,
Louise and David
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BJORN๐จ๐ป๐!
๐We are already well into our celebration of you on your eighteenth birthday. Watch for a card in the mail๐, Facebook greetings๐ and this blog posting in honour of you๐ฉ๐ป.
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๐HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GHIE๐๐ป!
Hi from us in St. Andrews on your fifty-second birthday๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ. Along with this annual blog greeting๐, our card is in the mail; be sure to check it out.๐ฌ
We realize that Paul is back on the road ๐ after your wonderful holiday in the Philippines✈️. We also know that the two of you are used to delaying the celebration of special days in your lives until you can be together again๐ฉ❤️๐จ. For now, then, enjoy your May 29th birthday on your own๐ and have fun celebrating it with Paul as soon as possible๐.
๐Here’s to this happy day and to many more birthdays yet to come, Ghie. Cheers๐ฅ๐ฅ!
๐Lots of love,
Mom Louise and Dad Dave
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